(say it like it's two words, BE otches.)

Johnny Depp is not singing in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Note the differences between 1971's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory and 2005's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

- The title. The new version is actually named after Roald Dahl's book.

- Tim Burton is developing this off the book ( Read more... )

Life's a blur, friends of mine.

But at least I can give you icons. And how lame am I? I am so lame that I have to block emails from comments for this post because they'll break my Inbox. I'm THAT far behind. But like I said, life's a blur. A sample:


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Wow. We swept. We fucking swept ( Read more... )

Johnny put the humiliated grapes line in PotC! It's in the deleted scenes, but still!

Benny and Joon in-joke! ::sigh::

And "howdy paht-nah" is Jackie Chan in Shanghai Noon.

::loves this DVD to death::

• Is it so terribly wrong that I really don't like the song Ghost of A Shark? It just reminds me of one of those sappy ballads. Or something. Can't really describe it ( Read more... )

Last night when writing my S3-ness post, I forgot one thing ( Read more... )

circe_tigana?

Go out and buy the latest issue of GQ.

Trust me.

PotC was pure and undiluted delight [read: a two hour and twenty-four minute long orgasm]. Orli was ridiculously overshadowed by Johnny Depp, my original sex god, but WHO CARES? It's all beautiful pirates, all the time! I must sound blasphemous for not raving over Orli, but the poor boy was given a much more boring character, and his talents/ ( Read more... )

You know that song...

Oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both oh yes we both reached for
the gun the gun the gun the gun oh yes we both reached for the gun for the gun

The Press Conference Rag, from Chicago? That's pretty catchy ( Read more... )